So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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