We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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