So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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