Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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