: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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