my mouth tastes like poor choices
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I have aggressive nipples.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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