He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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