I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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