If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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