it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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