it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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