yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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