I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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