I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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