i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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