how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
