did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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