Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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