Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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