sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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