Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
sex on a bike is impossible
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