Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
The ass gains better be worth it
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