I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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