I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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