U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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