The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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