So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I believe in your delicious
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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