I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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