Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
