Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
