your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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