I think scott just propositioned me for sex
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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