I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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