Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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