i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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