i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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