..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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