hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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