If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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