Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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