Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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