i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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