Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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