it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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