Walk of Shame. In a state park.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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