Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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