yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
