Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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