STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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