the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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