she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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