if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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