Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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