Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Randomize
