Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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