I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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