I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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