Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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