We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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