I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
no you cant smoke seaweed
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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