I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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