After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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